That was really scary and stressful but fun and I now need (lotsa) winez (or cruisers). I wanna booogie Melbourne.
Did some vocals for Universal today with Mr. Phil Buckle @universalentertainment #ARIA #FANGURLIN #SONGWRITEROFTHEYEAR #SONGOFTHEYEAR
How did I only just realize that my jeans have this on them? Ps see you shortly, Melbourne 💋🎀 #gdaymate #jeans #melbournebound
Oh? I’m sorry to hear :/ :( whys thatttttt?
Why ‘like’…? But. Nonetheless. That’s a toughyyyyy. I’d say attempt to find other sass unless you’re convinced there’s something there. You should never have to convince someone to like you/realise your greatness.
No-one wants to loooze pool… which is what would happen.
I DO WANNA GO IN A POOL THO. Side-tracking… one of my pals in Melbourne was speaking about going to the spa/sauna but she is working til 9pm the whole time i’m down, and i got my hopes up, so someone come sass out in a spa wid me and have PiNa ColAdaz AKA cruisers and listen to Aretha Franklin?
I’m currently discussing with a pal about a time that I tried to ‘pull a move’ on someone attractive in a pub/club. My move was to reach over the top of that special sumone (aka virtually stranger), when she was playing pool, to show her how to hit the ball like a pro (because I thought poolridge would be impressive). I proceeded to completely miss all of the balls and sunk the white one…
This was on sale. Four dollahz gawn. Ps Melbourne I just bought really cute socks and undies to wear in you. Plus I’ll probs do this dye thang in you tooz. I’ll be there from 6pm tomorrow and I’m only busy Wednesday 11am-3ish. Hola if you’re down to adventure. Where’s my cute tour guide at!?
I’m wearing my cardigan that says John across the emblem thing, and two kids “whisper” across the bus to their Mum, “I THINK ITS A GURL- SHE HAS RED LIPS AND LONG HAIR”. Y are kids so scary AND y don’t they whisper more whispery, also Mum, get awn that gender stuff. 😰😭 also, y haven’t I perfected the ability to not fall over in the bus with all of my gear. Also, also, my housemate and I pose the question to the world: y is there no emoticon suitable for ‘I got my period’- we suggest 👹 to be the most fitting, but, yeah…
You will foreva be my No.1 English rose/love/crush (please say that imma see you when I’m over!!) 💜