To be brave

That was really scary and stressful but fun and I now need (lotsa) winez (or cruisers). I wanna booogie Melbourne.

Did some vocals for Universal today with Mr. Phil Buckle @universalentertainment  #ARIA #FANGURLIN #SONGWRITEROFTHEYEAR #SONGOFTHEYEAR

Did some vocals for Universal today with Mr. Phil Buckle @universalentertainment #ARIA #FANGURLIN #SONGWRITEROFTHEYEAR #SONGOFTHEYEAR

I really love your songs, especially "over the sea"... Kisses from Brazil 😘😘

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Oi yeah, hows it going luv? Do you wanna come over for a quick sloppy fuck?
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Nah

I think I accidentally got tipsy on the plane… off one champagne.

How did I only just realize that my jeans have this on them? Ps see you shortly, Melbourne 💋🎀 #gdaymate #jeans #melbournebound

How did I only just realize that my jeans have this on them? Ps see you shortly, Melbourne 💋🎀 #gdaymate #jeans #melbournebound

I only wanna hang out with one gurrlll but she's keeping her distance from me :(
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Oh? I’m sorry to hear :/ :( whys thatttttt?

I 'like' a girl, she doesn't like me. What do I do?
Anonymous

Why ‘like’…? But. Nonetheless. That’s a toughyyyyy. I’d say attempt to find other sass unless you’re convinced there’s something there. You should never have to convince someone to like you/realise your greatness.

Pull your poolridge moves on me.
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No-one wants to loooze pool… which is what would happen.

I DO WANNA GO IN A POOL THO. Side-tracking… one of my pals in Melbourne was speaking about going to the spa/sauna but she is working til 9pm the whole time i’m down, and i got my hopes up, so someone come sass out in a spa wid me and have PiNa ColAdaz AKA cruisers and listen to Aretha Franklin?

Swagridge moves

I’m currently discussing with a pal about a time that I tried to ‘pull a move’ on someone attractive in a pub/club. My move was to reach over the top of that special sumone (aka virtually stranger), when she was playing pool, to show her how to hit the ball like a pro (because I thought poolridge would be impressive). I proceeded to completely miss all of the balls and sunk the white one…

👨 #blackmoustacheridge #hair

👨 #blackmoustacheridge #hair

AND the winner of the crushiest crush is ... drum roll ...
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~ INDEPENDENT WOMAN ~

This was on sale. Four dollahz gawn.
Ps Melbourne I just bought really cute socks and undies to wear in you. Plus I’ll probs do this dye thang in you tooz. I’ll be there from 6pm tomorrow and I’m only busy Wednesday 11am-3ish. Hola if you’re down to adventure. Where’s my cute tour guide at!?

This was on sale. Four dollahz gawn. Ps Melbourne I just bought really cute socks and undies to wear in you. Plus I’ll probs do this dye thang in you tooz. I’ll be there from 6pm tomorrow and I’m only busy Wednesday 11am-3ish. Hola if you’re down to adventure. Where’s my cute tour guide at!?

KIDS SCARE ME SO MUCH

I’m wearing my cardigan that says John across the emblem thing, and two kids “whisper” across the bus to their Mum, “I THINK ITS A GURL- SHE HAS RED LIPS AND LONG HAIR”. Y are kids so scary AND y don’t they whisper more whispery, also Mum, get awn that gender stuff. 😰😭 also, y haven’t I perfected the ability to not fall over in the bus with all of my gear. Also, also, my housemate and I pose the question to the world: y is there no emoticon suitable for ‘I got my period’- we suggest 👹 to be the most fitting, but, yeah…

i wanna get in on all this shit, i still have a crush on u 2 <3

You will foreva be my No.1 English rose/love/crush (please say that imma see you when I’m over!!) 💜